I “Spank The Monkey” So Often That Now It Looks Like Dead Meat. My GF Sayonara Me
I “spank the monkey” so often I fear I’ll be charged with animal cruelty. This superhero’s rocket-launcher shoots only pellets now.
Case #: 539
Concern：
My pals call me the Hulk because I see red when I’m angry and look green from the weed I smoke.
My biceps are stiff, but my main muscle is soft. I’m 17, and I once felt like a superhero. Now my rocket-launcher shoots only pellets.
I “spank the monkey” so often that now it looks like dead meat. My Japanese girlfriend said “sayonara,” or good-bye, because my katana remains battle shy when it faces her ninja weapon.
I went kamikaze and almost committed a Japanese ritual suicide: “hara-kiri.” Are there any herbs that can lift both my “Jimmy” and my spirits? If Superman exhibits a steel shaft, and Spiderman squirts left and right.
Why shouldn’t I be like the Thing’s thing—rock-hard? If I feel like a member of the superheroes club, why is my “member” learning toward the left?
Discussion：
Not even Iron Man has an iron rod. Superman is a pervert who sees through women’s panties and Aquaman is often awash with wet dreams. You’re young and feel invincible, but you’re human and shouldn’t be playing your organ daily like a church musician.
Marijuana is potent stuff and heavy use can make you impotent. Its main chemical (THC) triggers brain cells to release dopamine, thus creating pleasant feelings. In the long run, however, marijuana use may increase your risk of developing psychological illnesses, muscle pains, urinary incontinence and sexual disorders. As Robin would say: “Holy smokes, Batman!”
If your penis leans left, it doesn’t mean you’re a liberal; it means you may suffer from Peyronie’s Disease, a curvature in the penis. P.D. can be treated with:
- Vitamin E and B-complex
- Herbs (Semen Sinapis Albae, Turmeric, Semen Persicae, Rhizoma Zedoariae, Sargassum, Acetyl-L Carnitine)
- Homeopathy (Phytolacca decandra, Arnica, Rhus toxicodendron, Kalium iodatum, Pituitary, Pineal, Hypothalamus, Thyroid)
- Enzymes (Serrapeptase, Nattokinase, Lipase, Protease, Amla, Papain, Rutin, Coenzyme Q10)
Giving Your Penis What It Needs
You need oxytocin and prolactin in your bloodstream to feel satisfied after intercourse, but masturbation doesn’t induce much oxytocin after an ejaculation. It can, however, fill your penis with prostaglandin E-2, which triggers your adrenal medulla and hypothalamus to release epinephrine into your bloodstream that cause persistent sexual arousal.
The more than 450 chemicals in marijuana take over the empty nervous synapses by mimicking the action of neurotransmitters. They alternate the gene and enzyme expression for a deficiency of prostaglandin E-1 and E-3, GABA, serotonin and acetylcholine thus inducing an excessive neurotransmitters conversion. Studies show that chronic drug users experience impotence, low libido, seminal production disorder and even gynecomastia due to testicular dysfunction.
A diet rich in essential fatty acids and whole-grains restores your nervous system function. In order to revitalize your neurological and erectile functions, you need a sensible treatment by combining:
- Neurotransmitters (GABA, acetylcholine, serotonin, dopamine)
- Vitamins and minerals (vitamin D, B3, B6, potassium, phosphorus, magnesium)
- Herbs (Muira Puama, Griffonia simplicifolia, Catuaba, Eurycoma longifolia, L-Arginine)
These combination is also can be found in a synergized herbal formula that will gradually regenerate your neuro-endocrine function, reduce sympathetic nervous, minimize inflammatory responses, and boost your prostaglandin E-1, E-3 and nitric oxide production. But be your own hero and test your testosterone level before taking any supplements.